1. They boast of their “multi-homed SLIP” connectivity
  2. They’re proud to provide both types of power, volts and amps
  3. Each rack is supplied with its own extension cord and ground plug adapter
  4. Their climate control system is an open window and a $10 box fan
  5. They try to sell you a “virtual rail kit”
  6. Private cages can be used for fights on the weekends
  7. Their tech support email address ends in @hotmail.com
  8. Their fire suppression system is a “No Smoking” sign
  9. Their security system reads “Beware of Shih-Tzu”
  10. Their backup system involves WinZip and BitTorrent